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aniccaToday a leaflet monkey for the Liberal Democrats called me a cunt.
I have several times caught their leafleteers in the act of littering. I give them their recycling back and ask them politely to stop it, to take me off their list or do whatever it is that needs to be done such that they stop polluting my hall with garbage.
Usually I get to meet them face to face because most visitors to the tenement use our buzzer to gain entry and they are generally polite in accepting the return of their "newsletters". Today's miscreant achieved the stair by some other means, and the first indication of his presence was the introduction of a glossy turd to the £1.49/sqm lino my landlord thinks looks classy. Verily I did open my door to begin the rite of return but he was already ascending the stair to the upstairs flats, so I left his leaflet out for him to collect as he came back down and returned to my hobbie of unstitching blankets for homeless seamstresses to repair.
And lo the leaflet monkey did collect his leaflet, and did exclaim "Cunt!" in a voice audible even from within my kitchen. And the door did swing open a second time, and a voice called out from the throne enquiring "Who's a fucking cunt? Get back here you little shit" but he quickened his pace and did run away. Whereupon I realised I didn't have an address for my local candidate, because I always give his lie pamphlets back to his minions, and so had to look him up on the internet before writing to him and the candidates for the serious parties.
So all things considered, I would advise against voting for the Liberal Democrats, they're cunts.
I have several times caught their leafleteers in the act of littering. I give them their recycling back and ask them politely to stop it, to take me off their list or do whatever it is that needs to be done such that they stop polluting my hall with garbage.
Usually I get to meet them face to face because most visitors to the tenement use our buzzer to gain entry and they are generally polite in accepting the return of their "newsletters". Today's miscreant achieved the stair by some other means, and the first indication of his presence was the introduction of a glossy turd to the £1.49/sqm lino my landlord thinks looks classy. Verily I did open my door to begin the rite of return but he was already ascending the stair to the upstairs flats, so I left his leaflet out for him to collect as he came back down and returned to my hobbie of unstitching blankets for homeless seamstresses to repair.
And lo the leaflet monkey did collect his leaflet, and did exclaim "Cunt!" in a voice audible even from within my kitchen. And the door did swing open a second time, and a voice called out from the throne enquiring "Who's a fucking cunt? Get back here you little shit" but he quickened his pace and did run away. Whereupon I realised I didn't have an address for my local candidate, because I always give his lie pamphlets back to his minions, and so had to look him up on the internet before writing to him and the candidates for the serious parties.
So all things considered, I would advise against voting for the Liberal Democrats, they're cunts.
